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		<title>scheme #65 Joe the Average</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 05:16:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nice to meet you. I am joe. Nine to five in a cubicle. Morning coffee with bagel Midday coffee with donut Midnight coffee when stuck in a rut Coffee, coffee, coffee Never ever free. One day I shall make a &#8230; <a href="http://royaldandies.wordpress.com/2012/01/25/scheme-65-joe-the-average/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=royaldandies.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10878667&amp;post=235&amp;subd=royaldandies&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nice to meet you. I am joe.<br />
Nine to five in a cubicle.<br />
Morning coffee with bagel<br />
Midday coffee with donut<br />
Midnight coffee when stuck in a rut<br />
Coffee, coffee, coffee<br />
Never ever free. </p>
<p>One day I shall make a cut out of king kong<br />
Stick it on the empire state.<br />
Tomorrow I will push the train forward.<br />
Save everyone from a track fault.<br />
They&#8217;ll say, &#8221; Is that a bird? Is that a plane?&#8221;<br />
I&#8217;ll say, &#8220;No, it&#8217;s just joe.&#8221;</p>
<p>One day I&#8217;ll say no to this $1.50 crap<br />
Get coffee from the ritz, be free from this trap.<br />
Tomorrow I&#8217;ll be at the bank.<br />
Cashing this month&#8217;s cheque.<br />
Spend it all on the lottery and maybe get a penny back.<br />
Should I win, I&#8217;ll be on the news.<br />
They&#8217;ll say, &#8220;Who&#8217;s that lucky twat? He&#8217;s all out of wack!&#8221;<br />
I&#8217;ll say, &#8220;No, it&#8217;s just joe&#8217;&#8221;</p>
<p>Oh shit, it&#8217;s 1. I gotta be back.<br />
There&#8217;s a report due tomorrow<br />
And it&#8217;s barely done.<br />
There&#8217;s the subway to dread<br />
And the briefcase to drag.<br />
Guess Ann and Lois Lane will have to wait.<br />
Till another day when I&#8217;m finally free.</p>
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		<title>scheme #64 Pollock&#8217;s Nature</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 12:46:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pitter Patter Splat like Pollock Become puddles, forming bubbles Oxygen, lost. Needles stream and crash into granite Keeping time of every minute. Once a slow waltz, now a tap dance. Pitter patter Pitter patter Pitter Splatter Oh, it&#8217;s over! Drip.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=royaldandies.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10878667&amp;post=233&amp;subd=royaldandies&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pitter Patter<br />
Splat like Pollock<br />
Become puddles, forming bubbles<br />
Oxygen, lost.</p>
<p>Needles stream and crash into granite<br />
Keeping time of every minute.<br />
Once a slow waltz, now a tap dance.</p>
<p>Pitter patter<br />
Pitter patter<br />
Pitter<br />
Splatter<br />
Oh, it&#8217;s over!<br />
Drip.</p>
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		<title>scheme #63 Tumble and Rumble</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2011 13:38:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The scarecrows taunt And the tin man flaunts, While Lola swirls in her shiny, red shoes And tries hard not to cry; you see, they&#8217;re not real rubies. Someone told her once that she has to fight in the dark. &#8230; <a href="http://royaldandies.wordpress.com/2011/10/15/scheme-63-tumble-and-rumble/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=royaldandies.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10878667&amp;post=226&amp;subd=royaldandies&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The scarecrows taunt<br />
And the tin man flaunts,<br />
While Lola swirls in her shiny, red shoes<br />
And tries hard not to cry;<br />
you see, they&#8217;re not real rubies.</p>
<p>Someone told her once<br />
that she has to fight in the dark.<br />
He wouldn&#8217;t be there for her,<br />
So she stiffened her upper lip<br />
And did pirouettes so furiously.</p>
<p>Her surroundings began to disappear.<br />
She prayed that it would bring her to another<br />
world or maybe make her fade away.<br />
She grappled with reality<br />
But the grains of time trickled painfully.</p>
<p>I was stuck in an aisle of the woods,<br />
Trying not to get my candy apple shoes dirty.<br />
Then the tin man toted his shiny exterior<br />
And grinned at me, luring me to go over.<br />
The scarecrows sneered at me<br />
As if the sight was just too ugly.</p>
<p>You never.<br />
Didn&#8217;t even try<br />
to make amends<br />
or to compensate.<br />
Only feeding my insatiable rumble<br />
with a gingerbread house filled with sweets<br />
And watch as I tumble into the oven.</p>
<p>So thank you for teaching me<br />
That love&#8217;s a commodity.<br />
Bought with sugar hearts<br />
And paid for with paper cuts.</p>
<p>But I&#8217;m only a child and that&#8217;s too stark.<br />
So I&#8217;ll fly to the moon and its pockmarks<br />
As I have always done.<br />
It&#8217;s battered by your guilt.</p>
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		<title>scheme #62 Staircases that lead to nowhere</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 13:06:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s time for reintegration. Not knowing how long it&#8217;ll last, Picked up a letter opener but it was blunt. The message was never spoken I felt a silent blast. I walked to the tailor&#8217;s, there was no one. So I &#8230; <a href="http://royaldandies.wordpress.com/2011/09/30/scheme-62-staircases-that-lead-to-nowhere/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=royaldandies.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10878667&amp;post=223&amp;subd=royaldandies&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s time for reintegration.<br />
Not knowing how long it&#8217;ll last,<br />
Picked up a letter opener but it was blunt.<br />
The message was never spoken<br />
I felt a silent blast.</p>
<p>I walked to the tailor&#8217;s, there was no one.<br />
So I went up behind the counter<br />
A navy blue man walked in  with a gun<br />
Poking and prodding for powder<br />
<em>I don&#8217;t care for your forced smile</em>; I have none.</p>
<p>He didn&#8217;t believe me.<br />
My palms started to sweat<br />
When I saw the white specks<br />
Lingering in the buttons,<br />
Dancing in the air, floating.</p>
<p>Then I woke up,<br />
rolled off the bed.<br />
Just another day<br />
Hair in disarray<br />
You looked at me and I looked away</p>
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		<title>scheme #61 Beautiful women and their hats</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 11:02:21 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone" title="Marlene Dietrich and her top hat" src="http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/marlene-dietrich-01.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="365" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="Audrey Hepburn" src="http://www.twolia.com/blogs/heres-looking-like-you-kid/files/2009/06/audrey-hepburn-tiffanys-hat-scarf.jpg" alt="" width="484" height="624" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="Bette Davis" src="http://worldmanabouttown.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/now1.jpg?w=576&#038;h=432" alt="" width="576" height="432" /></p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="Coco Chanel" src="http://royaldandies.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/coco-chanel-1907-coco-cha-015.jpg?w=306&#038;h=400" alt="" width="306" height="400" /></p>
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		<title>scheme #60 The Fifth Element</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Sep 2011 10:56:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watched the movie yesterday. I love the fight scene! Leeloo is so cute!<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=royaldandies.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10878667&amp;post=213&amp;subd=royaldandies&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Watched the movie yesterday. I love the fight scene! Leeloo is so cute!</p>
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		<title>scheme #59 Yamazaki Whisky</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Sep 2011 10:34:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dance in triple time legs and arms in perfect line Down a little wine Drew from my scabbard To fight imaginary Tall, big, blue dragons While you take photos Like an alchemist making Gold from nothingness We spend our days &#8230; <a href="http://royaldandies.wordpress.com/2011/09/03/scheme-59-yamazaki-whisky/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=royaldandies.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10878667&amp;post=207&amp;subd=royaldandies&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dance in triple time<br />
legs and arms in perfect line<br />
Down a little wine</p>
<p>Drew from my scabbard<br />
To fight imaginary<br />
Tall, big, blue dragons</p>
<p>While you take photos<br />
Like an alchemist making<br />
Gold from nothingness</p>
<p>We spend our days<br />
In a lilac haze, staring<br />
Your head in my lap</p>
<p>Yamazaki whisky<br />
Don&#8217;t you love how that rhymes?</p>
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		<title>scheme #58 Eleanor Rigby</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 10:05:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I absolutely love this song.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=royaldandies.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10878667&amp;post=208&amp;subd=royaldandies&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>I absolutely love this song.</p>
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		<title>scheme #57 The Anachronistic Misanthrope</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jul 2011 07:49:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was a long drought. It was arduous looking, forever yearning. It was difficult to keep the little skip and bounce in my walk because there was nothing to quench my thirst. No. Not nothing. There was not enough. There is &#8230; <a href="http://royaldandies.wordpress.com/2011/07/24/scheme-57-the-anachronistic-misanthrope/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=royaldandies.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10878667&amp;post=205&amp;subd=royaldandies&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There was a long drought. It was arduous looking, forever yearning. It was difficult to keep the little skip and bounce in my walk because there was nothing to quench my thirst. No. Not nothing. There was not enough. There is never enough.</p>
<p>I watched you perform and you brought me into a world not that different from mine, but everything was magical because there were no words. You might just near Chaplin, but not quite. Not in my partial and blind heart. Violent innocence. Simplicity, where?</p>
<p>The other day, I wondered what a couple&#8217;s argue would look like without any words, any voice. The intensity I foresaw on film. I wondered if the world could accept once more the magic that films had, but it seems everyone is far too empty that there is a need to constantly fill the void with noise. Comfort in solitude; you can&#8217;t comprehend.</p>
<p>Romantic notions. Have I told you that I hate roses. So frail and common. I&#8217;d rather a tulip. I want a sunflower. I want an onion. I don&#8217;t deserve it. I forgot the watering can.</p>
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		<title>scheme #56 How human can I get?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2011 15:14:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I don&#8217;t appear to be very interesting, it&#8217;s probably your fault. I feed off people, you see.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=royaldandies.wordpress.com&amp;blog=10878667&amp;post=202&amp;subd=royaldandies&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I don&#8217;t appear to be very interesting, it&#8217;s probably your fault. I feed off people, you see.</p>
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